Some fictional men really did set the bar impossibly high.
This cozy crewneck features a DTF (Direct-to-Film) printed design with the phrase “The Salvatore Brothers ruined my standards” paired with a soft, feminine bow detail. Inspired by iconic vampire brothers who redefined passion, loyalty, and danger, this piece is made for fandom girlies who know exactly why their standards are permanently unrealistic.
Comfy, aesthetic, and easy to style — perfect for binge-watching, coffee runs, or cozy days when you’re mentally somewhere supernatural.
Details
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Unisex, relaxed fit
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Soft fleece interior
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DTF (Direct-to-Film) printed design
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Smooth, durable print with vibrant detail
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Minimal, girly, fandom-inspired aesthetic
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True to size for an oversized look (size down for a more fitted feel)
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold, inside out
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Tumble dry low or hang to dry
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Do not iron directly over the design
Processing & Shipping
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Processing time: 7–10 business days
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Shipping time: 3–5 business days (U.S. once shipped)

